Winston Quote #624
Quote from Winston in Road Trip
Winston: You know what would be a good plan? You get a job at a Raisin Bran factory, right? You start stealing all of the raisins, okay? You follow? Then you hydrate those raisins to make them turn back into grapes, and you sell the grapes. There's no overhead, and you make you a very rich man.
J. Cronkite Valley-Forge: That's right, Wilson. You have surrendered to the night.
Winston: I'm Wilson.
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Quote from Nick
Big Schmidt: Oh, these people are real desert-y. I don't think this is the kind of place where you're gonna want to s...
Schmidt: [loud thud] Somebody watch that.
J. Cronkite Valley-Forge: I must say, this is not my favorite sort of white people in here.
Nick: Me neither. My favorite kind of white people are redheads with high socks. Male or female.
Quote from Winston
Big Schmidt: Hey, hey, hey, huh?
Winston: Welcome fellow groomsmen. Big Schmidt, your minivan is sweet as hell, dude.
Big Schmidt: Yeah. Well, you know, I got it for the kids, but, uh, it's not quite the chick magnet I was hoping for.
Winston: Yeah, of course not.
Big Schmidt: I mean, I-I am straight hounding for some Sin City strange, you know. I don't care if it's a man, woman, or child.
J. Cronkite Valley-Forge: You really should care if it's a child.
Winston: Yeah, them kids, man.
Robby: Yeah, no children.
Big Schmidt: No. God, God, of course not. You know, that's not what I'm saying. I was just listing...
Quote from Cece
Nick: [to Schmidt] What is going on with you?
Cece: Yeah, babe. Just because a scary man yelled his name in your face doesn't mean you can't like sake baths.