Schmidt Quote #1078

Quote from Schmidt in Road Trip

Nick: What are we gonna do? We gotta do something, Schmidt.
Schmidt: Schmidt! Schmidt! Schmidt!
Nick: What are you doing?
Schmidt: I'm being a man. I'm Schmidt! Schmidt! Yeah, I'm Schmidt! Schmidt!
Blaze Sand: Why does he keep saying his name?
Schmidt: I'm Schmidt. In case you're wondering what my n... what my name is, it's Schmidt. Schmidt! This is Nick! Nick! Schmidt!

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 ‘Road Trip’ Quotes

Quote from Nick

Big Schmidt: Oh, these people are real desert-y. I don't think this is the kind of place where you're gonna want to s...
Schmidt: [loud thud] Somebody watch that.
J. Cronkite Valley-Forge: I must say, this is not my favorite sort of white people in here.
Nick: Me neither. My favorite kind of white people are redheads with high socks. Male or female.

Quote from Winston

Big Schmidt: Hey, hey, hey, huh?
Winston: Welcome fellow groomsmen. Big Schmidt, your minivan is sweet as hell, dude.
Big Schmidt: Yeah. Well, you know, I got it for the kids, but, uh, it's not quite the chick magnet I was hoping for.
Winston: Yeah, of course not.
Big Schmidt: I mean, I-I am straight hounding for some Sin City strange, you know. I don't care if it's a man, woman, or child.
J. Cronkite Valley-Forge: You really should care if it's a child.
Winston: Yeah, them kids, man.
Robby: Yeah, no children.
Big Schmidt: No. God, God, of course not. You know, that's not what I'm saying. I was just listing...

Quote from Cece

Nick: [to Schmidt] What is going on with you?
Cece: Yeah, babe. Just because a scary man yelled his name in your face doesn't mean you can't like sake baths.