Jess Quote #995
Jess: You can't meet a man's parents if your ex is making love to you in your head. I need my mind Nick-free by tonight. On this bed is everything Nick gave me while we were together. I'm going to get rid of it to clear my subconscious.
Cece: All right.
Jess: Good-bye, sex helmet. Good-bye, uh, lacquered bagel with my name on it. Good-bye, world's tiniest hedgehog.
Cece: That was a gift?
Jess: Good-bye almost done Rubik's Cube. Literally, it was one turn from the end and he would not finish it.
Cece: That makes sense with Nick.
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Quote from Nick
Nick: So what was our best, in your opinion?
Cece: Ooh, you just walked right into that one.
Jess: Okay, it wasn't something that actually happened. It was historical.
Nick: Oh, historical, so was there a dragon?
Jess: No, it was historical. You think dragons are real?
Nick: I think there's a lot of debate about it. And there's a lot of blogs about it. And I know that as a fact, 'cause I've written one.
Jess: Do you think dinosaurs are dragons?
Nick: There's debate about dragons, Jess, and we're not doing this right now.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Well, I'm on my way to meet Aly and her boyfriend for brunch. [laughing] And I am super excited to meet him. [normally] Yeah, that was sarcasm. And this is shark-casm: I just hate eating people.
Quote from Winston
Tripp: 'Sup. Let's talk puss. Ready to show me your hairy little guy?
Schmidt: What?
Winston: Ugh. Oh. Yes, uh... Introducing... The mouse murderin', the heart burglarin', the king of the kennel, Furguson Michael Jordan Bishop. [Furguson purring] He's lickin' his no-no.
Schmidt: America's sweetheart.