Nick Quote #1017
Nick: Where are my leftovers?
Schmidt: What? Who cares?
Nick: I care. I brought it up. I left perfectly nice leftovers in the fridge, and I expect them to be there.
Schmidt: Well, now they're not. End of discussion.
Nick: No. Middle of discussion. You're not even gonna look at me? When you throw away my stuff, you're throwing me away.
Schmidt: Mm-hmm.
Nick: I wanted to have cold scallop pizza for breakfast and you took that from me. You took that from me. I hope you can live with yourself. You're disgusting.
Schmidt: I'm actually really happy that you're eating breakfast, Nick. It's nice to know that you're taking care of yourself. Thank you.
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