Jess Quote #993
Jess: Good night, Sam.
Sam: Uh, you got any place I can put this change?
Jess: [garbled by mouth guard:] Fahboh heh-mah. All right, sorry. [normally] I thought we had, uh, wrapped up the talking portion of the evening. Uh, football helmet.
Sam: You're a Bears fan?
Jess: Oh, you know, sometimes in life we collect things. Trinkets. Some sentimental, some not. Nick gave it to me. Is that, is that weird?
Sam: N-n-no, that's fine. I, uh, can't really believe I'm saying this, 'cause Nick being in your life has definitely been hard for me, but I'm getting used to it.
Jess: [garbled by mouth guard:] That makes me so happy.
New Girl Quotes
‘Helmet’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Winston: Well, I'm on my way to meet Aly and her boyfriend for brunch. [laughing] And I am super excited to meet him. [normally] Yeah, that was sarcasm. And this is shark-casm: I just hate eating people.
Quote from Nick
Nick: So what was our best, in your opinion?
Cece: Ooh, you just walked right into that one.
Jess: Okay, it wasn't something that actually happened. It was historical.
Nick: Oh, historical, so was there a dragon?
Jess: No, it was historical. You think dragons are real?
Nick: I think there's a lot of debate about it. And there's a lot of blogs about it. And I know that as a fact, 'cause I've written one.
Jess: Do you think dinosaurs are dragons?
Nick: There's debate about dragons, Jess, and we're not doing this right now.
Quote from Winston
Tripp: 'Sup. Let's talk puss. Ready to show me your hairy little guy?
Schmidt: What?
Winston: Ugh. Oh. Yes, uh... Introducing... The mouse murderin', the heart burglarin', the king of the kennel, Furguson Michael Jordan Bishop. [Furguson purring] He's lickin' his no-no.
Schmidt: America's sweetheart.