Jess Quote #957
Quote from Jess in The Apartment
Jess: You need to call Schmidt.
Cece: No. No, I can't call him and tell him that I'm scared.
Jess: I think that that's what getting married is. Sharing all this, all the things you're afraid of, all the things that embarrass you, weak doggy-style guy. You got to call Schmidt.
New Girl Quotes
‘The Apartment’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Winston: Oh... new partner's here. Guys, as they say, when one chapter ends, a bridge appears, and then you cross that bridge and make lemonade out of a molehill.
Nick: Okay.
Quote from Aly
Aly: Screw you. Here's your crap: lucky crystal, key chain fart marker, over a hundred yogurt tops, your flattened penny collection, a signed copy of a Paul Reiser biography, baby carrot thumb drive, a picture of you and Dave Coulier, loose Pez, my mom's cell number, a ticket stub from Urinetown. When did you even see that? [holds novelty glasses] Why? Why?
Winston: Oh, have you... Have you tried 'em on?
Aly: Oh, and your Pure Mood CD. This thing makes me want to swim into a boat motor.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Me neither. I pick up all my deliveries at the port.
Schmidt: The what? At the port?
Nick: Yeah.
Schmidt: What are you doing at the port?
Nick: Picking up my deliveries. Listen.
Schmidt: You drive all the way down to the port?
Nick: Yes.