Jess Quote #952
Quote from Jess in The Apartment
Winston: Jess, is it me, or has your job become a poo poo festival?
Jess: No, it's fine. It's just the new principal, Becky Cavatappi. She took over for Foster when he retired. I do all her work and she does all the working of her cleavage.
[flashback:]
Jess: But the budget's your job, Becky.
Becky Cavatappi: Ah... Principal Cavatappi. Like I always say: don't call me Becky unless you're riding me like a horse.
Jess: [awkward chuckle] We work in a middle school. Really.
[present:]
Jess: This is the budget, or the next week of my life. You know what they say... your life is just weeks and then you die.
New Girl Quotes
‘The Apartment’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Winston: Oh... new partner's here. Guys, as they say, when one chapter ends, a bridge appears, and then you cross that bridge and make lemonade out of a molehill.
Nick: Okay.
Quote from Aly
Aly: Screw you. Here's your crap: lucky crystal, key chain fart marker, over a hundred yogurt tops, your flattened penny collection, a signed copy of a Paul Reiser biography, baby carrot thumb drive, a picture of you and Dave Coulier, loose Pez, my mom's cell number, a ticket stub from Urinetown. When did you even see that? [holds novelty glasses] Why? Why?
Winston: Oh, have you... Have you tried 'em on?
Aly: Oh, and your Pure Mood CD. This thing makes me want to swim into a boat motor.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Me neither. I pick up all my deliveries at the port.
Schmidt: The what? At the port?
Nick: Yeah.
Schmidt: What are you doing at the port?
Nick: Picking up my deliveries. Listen.
Schmidt: You drive all the way down to the port?
Nick: Yes.