Nick Quote #952
Reagan: Hey, guys. How are you doing? Well, everything here looks normal.
Nick: Welcome to The Ranch.
Reagan: I don't know what that means.
Nick: Have a seat.
Reagan: Why would I do that?
Nick: It'll cool you right off. You'll love it.
Reagan: Ooh. Is that chair supposed to be wet?
Nick: It is.
Reagan: I... Okay.
Nick: And away we... cool! Check it out!
Reagan: It feels like somebody is learning to whistle very close to my face.
Nick: That's right, it does. [loudly] She said it feels like someone's whistling close to her face! I never thought of that. It's another plus.
Reagan: No. No, it's not.
New Girl Quotes
‘Heat Wave’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Real après-ski vibe. I feel like I'm in Gstaad. Gstaad's all about après-ski.
Winston: Well, it's nice in the summer, too.
Schmidt: Oh, have you been?
Winston: Have you?
Schmidt: Have you?
Winston: Have you been, is the real question.
Schmidt: Have-have you been to Gstaad?
Reagan: Wh... I... What does it matter? Just tell the truth. Have you been there? Have you been there?
Winston: I'm sorry, have you?
Reagan: No, I haven't been there.
Winston: Well...
Reagan: Should I be ashamed of that, or can we all just tell the truth about whether we've been to... "Shtaad."
Schmidt: Please. It's "Gstaad."
Reagan: Shaad.
Winston: Shtaad.
Cece: No one in this room has been to Gstaad.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: This heat is untenable. It's like a Jewfro apocalypse in here. I look like a '70s divorce attorney.
Quote from Reagan
Reagan: Please just come into my room? It's right there.
Nick: It's not even hot in reality.
Reagan: You're obviously suffering from heat exhaustion.
Nick: It's like a crisp Vermont November. Apple cider, football weather. Don't jump in a pile of leaves. There might be a dead dog in there.
Reagan: You're slurring your speech. Soon you're gonna get dizzy, you're gonna get cramps.
Nick: Why do you care so much, Reagan?
Reagan: Because you look like a dying man on a hospital show.