Nick Quote #945

Quote from Nick in The Decision

Reagan: I've got to say, I'm pretty impressed with how quickly you guys came to that decision.
Nick: Well, that's 'cause you don't know how mature we are. You see, Winston had dibs on Cindy De La Garza since the fifth grade, I Frenched her in the eighth grade, so...
Reagan: So about 20 years ago Winston had a three-year-old dib, he never acted on it, and now you're the bad guy?
Nick: [laughs] Oh, Reagan. First of all, dibs can't be singular...

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Cece: We met... crying over the same name at the Vietnam Memorial. George... Harrison... Ford.
Schmidt: Wha...?
Cece: Who was our grandfather.
Schmidt: What? Making us cousins?
Cece: Making us cousins, because there is nothing more romantic than forbidden love.
Schmidt: Between family members? I mean, that's... You're gonna double down with that?
Cece: Yes, I am.
Schmidt: He's writing "cousins" down.
Cece: That's a positive thing.
Schmidt: No, it's not.

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Philip: Ah. Mr. Schmidt. May I offer you a beverage? Perhaps an organic cucumber vodka spritzer?
Schmidt: Yes.
Cece: It is so beautiful. I feel like I'm inside Cate Blanchett.
Philip: We get that a lot.

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