Winston Quote #531
Quote from Winston in Bob & Carol & Nick & Schmidt
Cece: Do you mind if I just take one minute to think about it?
Winston: Pass. Pass. Pass. [drops bag] Pass.
Cece: Winston, I just asked you to drop me off.
Cynthia: Sir, what is your role here?
Winston: I am her friend. My job is to protect her, so, please, cut the caca, and bring us some dresses with an A-line cut. [whispers to Cece] I may or may not have done an extensive amount of research on wedding dresses.
Cece: I never thought that I would say this, but I am really glad that you're here.
Cynthia: So you're gonna take his word over my word?
Winston: [whistle blows]
New Girl Quotes
‘Bob & Carol & Nick & Schmidt’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Cynthia: I was gonna stop you from buying it, but I didn't, so we're done here.
Winston: Wrong. See, you may be done with her, but you're not done with the law. Winston Bishop, LAPD.
Cynthia: You're a cop? The guy who was spinning around singing Patti LaBelle songs yesterday?
[flashback:]
Winston: [high-pitched singing] I tidied up my point of view I got a new attitude.
[present:]
Winston: And you must be the one who was serving champagne without a liquor license.
Cynthia: We don't charge for it. It's legal.
Winston: Uh, not if it's being served to a-a minor.
Cece: Oh.
Winston: Yeah. Oh, that's right. I'm 17 years old. I'm a kid.
Cynthia: You're a 17-year-old police officer?
Winston: I'm a cop prodigy. You see, my school is the streets. But my other school is school. 'Cause-'cause I go to school. Like a school-school, for learning.
Cynthia: You are so stupid.
Winston: No return policy is more important than the love that brings us here today, so... This means a lot to her, so please help her out.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: [bad Boston accent] Welcome to Los Angeles. Maybe we take a... a-a-a, you know, a "cah" down to the "hahbah" and check out The "Mahtian" on the big... on the big screen with Matt Damon in "Mahs." Whose "cah" we taking?
Nick: [whispers] Stop, Schmidt.
Quote from Cece
Cece: Look, I-I know that you have a "no return" policy, but you have to take this dress back, okay? I look like a rich person in The Hunger Games.