Nick Quote #909

Quote from Nick in Bob & Carol & Nick & Schmidt

Nick: You're trying to give me popcorn so that I give you money! It's not gonna happen! I'm not giving you money! I'm setting boundaries!
Carol: Oh, Nicky, we don't want your money.
Nick: You don't?
Carol: No!
Bob: No, no. We want your sperm.
Nick: What?
Carol: Yeah, we're trying to start a family, and Bob's army's down. I need your troops to storm my beaches.
Nick: S-So no money?
Carol: No.
Nick: Just sperm?
Bob: Yep. Don't tell anybody, all right?
Nick: Guys, this is excellent. I got a lot of that. If I had a dollar for every sperm, my room would be covered in dollar bills.

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Quote from Winston

Cynthia: I was gonna stop you from buying it, but I didn't, so we're done here.
Winston: Wrong. See, you may be done with her, but you're not done with the law. Winston Bishop, LAPD.
Cynthia: You're a cop? The guy who was spinning around singing Patti LaBelle songs yesterday?
[flashback:]
Winston: [high-pitched singing] I tidied up my point of view I got a new attitude.
[present:]
Winston: And you must be the one who was serving champagne without a liquor license.
Cynthia: We don't charge for it. It's legal.
Winston: Uh, not if it's being served to a-a minor.
Cece: Oh.
Winston: Yeah. Oh, that's right. I'm 17 years old. I'm a kid.
Cynthia: You're a 17-year-old police officer?
Winston: I'm a cop prodigy. You see, my school is the streets. But my other school is school. 'Cause-'cause I go to school. Like a school-school, for learning.
Cynthia: You are so stupid.
Winston: No return policy is more important than the love that brings us here today, so... This means a lot to her, so please help her out.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: [bad Boston accent] Welcome to Los Angeles. Maybe we take a... a-a-a, you know, a "cah" down to the "hahbah" and check out The "Mahtian" on the big... on the big screen with Matt Damon in "Mahs." Whose "cah" we taking?
Nick: [whispers] Stop, Schmidt.

Quote from Cece

Cece: Look, I-I know that you have a "no return" policy, but you have to take this dress back, okay? I look like a rich person in The Hunger Games.