Nick Quote #907
Quote from Nick in Bob & Carol & Nick & Schmidt
Schmidt: Why are you putting spoons in the laundry hamper?
Nick: I'm hiding our nice stuff. See, my cousin Bobby and Carol are coming in town, and they're gonna ask me for money, so I'm... I'm trying my hardest to look poor.
Winston: You are poor.
Nick: Technically, yes, but I'm also the richest Miller in the history of our family. I mean, I own part of a bar, I have a savings account. I don't fully understand how to use it, but I do have it.
Schmidt: Nick, you're doing great; you really been stepping it up lately. Calm down.
Nick: Thanks. The other day... The other day, I was at a restaurant, and they asked if I wanted avocado, and... and I said, "Yeah." And they said, "It's extra," and I go, "Shh. I know it's extra, but... but I want it."
New Girl Quotes
‘Bob & Carol & Nick & Schmidt’ Quotes
Quote from Cece
Cece: Look, I-I know that you have a "no return" policy, but you have to take this dress back, okay? I look like a rich person in The Hunger Games.
Quote from Winston
Cynthia: I was gonna stop you from buying it, but I didn't, so we're done here.
Winston: Wrong. See, you may be done with her, but you're not done with the law. Winston Bishop, LAPD.
Cynthia: You're a cop? The guy who was spinning around singing Patti LaBelle songs yesterday?
[flashback:]
Winston: [high-pitched singing] I tidied up my point of view I got a new attitude.
[present:]
Winston: And you must be the one who was serving champagne without a liquor license.
Cynthia: We don't charge for it. It's legal.
Winston: Uh, not if it's being served to a-a minor.
Cece: Oh.
Winston: Yeah. Oh, that's right. I'm 17 years old. I'm a kid.
Cynthia: You're a 17-year-old police officer?
Winston: I'm a cop prodigy. You see, my school is the streets. But my other school is school. 'Cause-'cause I go to school. Like a school-school, for learning.
Cynthia: You are so stupid.
Winston: No return policy is more important than the love that brings us here today, so... This means a lot to her, so please help her out.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: [bad Boston accent] Welcome to Los Angeles. Maybe we take a... a-a-a, you know, a "cah" down to the "hahbah" and check out The "Mahtian" on the big... on the big screen with Matt Damon in "Mahs." Whose "cah" we taking?
Nick: [whispers] Stop, Schmidt.