Jess Quote #927
Quote from Jess in What About Fred
Nancy: Okay, Jess, uh, what's going on here?
Flip: Spill it.
Jess: Well... [groans] it's just, you guys are so amazing. And it's really rough out there, and it's nice to be around something so great. And I-I'm not really a love match with your son, but I think I might be in love with you guys.
Nancy: [chuckles] Jess, we-we are glad that you think that we're amazing.
Flip: Yes, we are.
Nancy: And we think that you're amazing.
Flip: Yes, we do.
Nancy: And, um... we know that Fred isn't the best. We live with him.
Flip: You know, he can be so boring. I-It's like the apple fell so far from the tree, it fell in a truck and then disappeared across state lines.
Jess: [chuckles] You guys are very honest.
New Girl Quotes
‘What About Fred’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Jess: So Fred's not shy, he just sucks. When I asked him what his favorite hobby was, he said, "Towels." I got to break up with that human pile of saltine dust.
Quote from Winston
Winston: I love Flip! I mean, Flip taught me how to be vulnerable with KC, you know? Yeah. Nancy ear-candled me. I can hear for miles.
Quote from Schmidt
Nick: It was that bad, huh?
Schmidt: No, Birdman was bad. This... this was a disaster. I'm here to help you, okay? Look, I have over nearly ten years of experience in the corporate world.
Nick: What's "over nearly ten"?
Schmidt: "Nearly ten" would be eight or nine years. I have... I have over nine years.
Nick: That's different, yeah.
Schmidt: Got you a tie. Corporate 101. Dress better than your employees. Reminds them that they're inferior.
Nick: I'd wear a tie, but only on my butt, like it were a tail. A tail tie.