Jess Quote #923

Quote from Jess in What About Fred

Fred: What a wonderful cheese store. They had so many options. That's good, 'cause I love cheese. All kinds of cheese. Orange cheese, pizza cheese. I love all parts of pizzas, especially the dough. Once I asked for a ball of dough, and they gave it to me, and I took it to a park and ate it.
Jess: I'm so glad you opened up.
Fred: But then I realized I needed some sauce...

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Nick: It was that bad, huh?
Schmidt: No, Birdman was bad. This... this was a disaster. I'm here to help you, okay? Look, I have over nearly ten years of experience in the corporate world.
Nick: What's "over nearly ten"?
Schmidt: "Nearly ten" would be eight or nine years. I have... I have over nine years.
Nick: That's different, yeah.
Schmidt: Got you a tie. Corporate 101. Dress better than your employees. Reminds them that they're inferior.
Nick: I'd wear a tie, but only on my butt, like it were a tail. A tail tie.