Nick Quote #877
Quote from Nick in What About Fred
Cece: Nick, what are we doing here? [laughter]
Nick: [Nick & Schmidt clear throats] Each-each of you know me.
Cece: Yeah.
Nick: If you don't, my name is Nicholas Miller. I'm an American from Chicago. I'm your new boss, so you'll do what I say. When the cave people went to the cave bar, and they asked for a drink on the rocks, they actually meant it. [laughs] Now that we're all laughing... It says, "Wait for laughs." [sighs] I... Anybody have any questions?
Javier: I have a question.
Nick: Please. Anything.
Javier: Your mother. [laughter]
Nick: Your mother. I love it. Thank you for breaking the ice.
Cece: I know! [laughter]
Nick: I must look so stupid! "Hey, get over here. I got a meeting." What an idiot, huh?
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Nick: It was that bad, huh?
Schmidt: No, Birdman was bad. This... this was a disaster. I'm here to help you, okay? Look, I have over nearly ten years of experience in the corporate world.
Nick: What's "over nearly ten"?
Schmidt: "Nearly ten" would be eight or nine years. I have... I have over nine years.
Nick: That's different, yeah.
Schmidt: Got you a tie. Corporate 101. Dress better than your employees. Reminds them that they're inferior.
Nick: I'd wear a tie, but only on my butt, like it were a tail. A tail tie.