Nick Quote #867

Quote from Nick in Big Mama P

Schmidt: Blindsided?! How the heck you gonna feel blindsided?! We've been best friends ever since college!
Nick: [snickers]
Schmidt: Are you snickering?
Winston: Za-zam! [laughs]
Nick: [laughs] Was it worth it?
Winston: Oh, it was worth it. Would've paid double.
Nick: [laughs] All right, get up. You stupid bastard. Come here. Of course I'll be your best man!
Schmidt: All right!

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 ‘Big Mama P’ Quotes

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: Cece has zero idea that you're flying her mother in for the engagement party tonight. She is... she is alarmingly in the dark. Maybe it's a cultural thing. You know, we saw the British coming. India did not.

Quote from Winston

Winston: Oh, she's gonna get hers.
Jess: No, no, Winston, no. What did you do? No pranks.
Schmidt: Such bad timing.
Winston: Hey, Mrs. Parikh. Check your shoe. [Winston snickers] Tickle foot! [laughs] I put a feather in your shoe! [laughing]
Jess: Too small, dude. Way too small.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: These rings are the first of a dozen accessories that are gonna unify the bridal party. As you can see from my preliminary vision board, our wedding will borrow equally from the holy trinity of Liz Taylor, Jackie O and The Power Gays.
Cece: Oh, I'm scared.
Winston: You should be.