Coach Quote #194
Winston: I love you, but you're white, I'm black. I understand where she's coming from. When I was a kid, we used to run from the police. Even if we did nothing wrong, it was just out of habit.
Nick: Why haven't you ever told me?
Coach: 'Cause you'll never get it.
Nick: How long have you been standing there?
Coach: Uh, right around, "Your mama got a mouth on the back of her neck, and the bitch chew like this."
Winston: Now, that's Eddie!
Nick: I don't see the difference.
Coach: [laughs] Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!
Winston: He's doing the laugh!
Nick: That's what I was doing. [imitating Eddie Murphy's laugh]
Winston: Stop, Nick.
Nick: I honestly don't see the difference.
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Quote from Coach
Coach: As the only other black man in this loft, I feel like I should weigh in. This issue really hits home with me, and I feel like I have a lot of thoughts and ideas that I need to get off my chest.
Winston: Thank you, Coach.
Coach: But I'm hungry.
Winston: Man.
Coach: I skipped breakfast, and lunch is gonna be dumb as hell. [sings] Race talk snacks Race talk snacks, gotta get me Some race talk snacks Gonna be super uncomfortable!
Quote from Winston
KC: You're a cop?
Winston: Me? [laughs] A cop? No! No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't... No, no, no. Get that out of your head. Uh, what I do is I'm a... male stripper.
KC: A stripper?
Winston: That's why they were wearing the uniforms. Yeah, I see where you... why you would think that. No. A surprising amount of day work for a stripper. You know, we just go in there, we do our routine while they eat their lunch salads.
KC: Wow.
Winston: You just pray nobody orders soup. Lost a lot of good men to soup. [short laugh] It's hard to gauge temperature when you're just... dipping and running. You'd be surprised what you could replace a ladle with.
Quote from Winston
Nick: Fine. You know what? You want to do this? You and me are gonna get weird about race? Do your Seinfeld.
Winston: Come... Nick, that's not...
Nick: Do your Seinfeld.
Winston: What's the deal with bananas? I mean, they got orange juice, you got apple juice, where's the banana juice?
Nick: [laughs] I never thought of that.
Winston: Ah, boy.
Nick: 'Cause you got orange juice, you...