Jess Quote #876
Quote from Jess in Walk of Shame
Jess: Oh, thank God we made it.
Bearclaw: Uh, Jess. You forgot your purse. I didn't look inside. [whispering] But I did feel around.
Jess: Thanks, Bear Claw.
[later, all sing:]
Jess: The forest is very lonely for a thing like he
Bearclaw: I'm a gay wolf
Paul: He's a gay wolf
Jess: The creatures of the forest
Coach: [talking to May] N-N-N-No, don't go out there, don't.
Jess: Are set in their ways It's very hard to be An animal gay
All: Today
May: This is super embarrassing.
Coach: Yeah.
All: Today [Bearclaw howls]
New Girl Quotes
‘Walk of Shame’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: You ladies need to be very careful. Blow-out can give a woman too much confidence. Make them take on things that they can't handle. Hillary Clinton.
Quote from Jess
Jess: What are we gonna do?
Cece: My phone's dead.
Jess: My phone is dead, too.
Cece: I have no cash.
Jess: Now, what are we gonna do? Are we gonna walk?
Cece: My feet are wrecked, okay? And carrying shoes? That's legit walk of shame.
Jess: Please stop saying "walk of shame." Also "legit." Not crazy about that word, either. If that South African runner who killed his girlfriend can run with no legs, we can walk in heels.
Quote from Cece
Cece: All right. Confession. I did not sleep with Ken, either. Yeah, we started hooking up and then I called him... Schmidt.
Jess: That's okay. It happens.
Cece: Twice.
Jess: Whatever.
Cece: Four times.
Jess: Okay, that's bad.
Cece: I know, I felt so bad afterwards, I straightened up his room. I am a grown woman that is in love with her ex-boyfriend that has a girlfriend. And I've been stealing my neighbor's Wi-Fi. I mean, what have I become?