Nick Quote #844

Quote from Nick in Walk of Shame

Nick: Those lousy serpents. They don't want us to come.
Winston: Damn lousy serpents. [hissing] They must think we're stupid.
Nick: I don't want to go... but I don't like the idea of not going because they don't want us to go, rather than not going because we don't want to go.
Winston: That's right, 'cause if we don't go, then who gonna go when we don't want to, 'cause we go. Right? Rewind.
Nick: Come on, I'm being very clear here.
Winston: Where are we going and why?
Nick: We're going everywhere for both reasons.
Winston: [hissing]
Nick: How do you do it so smooth?

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 ‘Walk of Shame’ Quotes

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: You ladies need to be very careful. Blow-out can give a woman too much confidence. Make them take on things that they can't handle. Hillary Clinton.

Quote from Jess

Jess: What are we gonna do?
Cece: My phone's dead.
Jess: My phone is dead, too.
Cece: I have no cash.
Jess: Now, what are we gonna do? Are we gonna walk?
Cece: My feet are wrecked, okay? And carrying shoes? That's legit walk of shame.
Jess: Please stop saying "walk of shame." Also "legit." Not crazy about that word, either. If that South African runner who killed his girlfriend can run with no legs, we can walk in heels.

Quote from Cece

Cece: All right. Confession. I did not sleep with Ken, either. Yeah, we started hooking up and then I called him... Schmidt.
Jess: That's okay. It happens.
Cece: Twice.
Jess: Whatever.
Cece: Four times.
Jess: Okay, that's bad.
Cece: I know, I felt so bad afterwards, I straightened up his room. I am a grown woman that is in love with her ex-boyfriend that has a girlfriend. And I've been stealing my neighbor's Wi-Fi. I mean, what have I become?