Schmidt Quote #912
Quote from Schmidt in Walk of Shame
Coach: Ugh, I can't believe we have to go to that stupid music thing. I just found these two-for-one coupons to the water park.
Schmidt: Wow.
Coach: They reopened the wave pool because it's been two years to the day since that guy died.
Winston: R.I.P., Mike Beakman.
Schmidt: All right, you know what? I'll... I'll take one for the team. You guys go to the water park, and I'll go with Coach.
Coach: Really?
Schmidt: My eyes react poorly to children's urine anyway. Don't ask me how I know that.
New Girl Quotes
‘Walk of Shame’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: You ladies need to be very careful. Blow-out can give a woman too much confidence. Make them take on things that they can't handle. Hillary Clinton.
Quote from Jess
Jess: What are we gonna do?
Cece: My phone's dead.
Jess: My phone is dead, too.
Cece: I have no cash.
Jess: Now, what are we gonna do? Are we gonna walk?
Cece: My feet are wrecked, okay? And carrying shoes? That's legit walk of shame.
Jess: Please stop saying "walk of shame." Also "legit." Not crazy about that word, either. If that South African runner who killed his girlfriend can run with no legs, we can walk in heels.
Quote from Cece
Cece: All right. Confession. I did not sleep with Ken, either. Yeah, we started hooking up and then I called him... Schmidt.
Jess: That's okay. It happens.
Cece: Twice.
Jess: Whatever.
Cece: Four times.
Jess: Okay, that's bad.
Cece: I know, I felt so bad afterwards, I straightened up his room. I am a grown woman that is in love with her ex-boyfriend that has a girlfriend. And I've been stealing my neighbor's Wi-Fi. I mean, what have I become?