Winston Quote #482

Quote from Winston in Walk of Shame

Schmidt: Oh, he's on a jog with May. You know, I think he might've met his match with that one. Rumor has it they haven't even kissed yet.
Winston: What was all that noise in their room if they haven't kissed yet? That's weird.
Nick: Stop listening by everybody's rooms for sex sounds, Winston.
Winston: [laughs] Listen, if I'm not getting it...
Nick: Hey! Hey!
Winston: I want to make sure everybody else is getting it.
Nick: Winston, I mean it, man.

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 ‘Walk of Shame’ Quotes

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: You ladies need to be very careful. Blow-out can give a woman too much confidence. Make them take on things that they can't handle. Hillary Clinton.

Quote from Jess

Jess: What are we gonna do?
Cece: My phone's dead.
Jess: My phone is dead, too.
Cece: I have no cash.
Jess: Now, what are we gonna do? Are we gonna walk?
Cece: My feet are wrecked, okay? And carrying shoes? That's legit walk of shame.
Jess: Please stop saying "walk of shame." Also "legit." Not crazy about that word, either. If that South African runner who killed his girlfriend can run with no legs, we can walk in heels.

Quote from Cece

Cece: All right. Confession. I did not sleep with Ken, either. Yeah, we started hooking up and then I called him... Schmidt.
Jess: That's okay. It happens.
Cece: Twice.
Jess: Whatever.
Cece: Four times.
Jess: Okay, that's bad.
Cece: I know, I felt so bad afterwards, I straightened up his room. I am a grown woman that is in love with her ex-boyfriend that has a girlfriend. And I've been stealing my neighbor's Wi-Fi. I mean, what have I become?