Cece Quote #134

Quote from Cece in Spiderhunt

Nick: 30 seconds, and you haven't brought up the popcorn machine.
Cece: Yeah, well, I guess I'm just gonna have to drop it. You know, even Jess didn't want to hear about it, and she'll listen to Schmidt discussing Andy Cohen discussing Bethenny discussing NeNe.
Nick: Well, great, I'm glad that's behind us.
Cece: Yeah.
Nick: Now let's never speak of popcorn machines again.

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Schmidt: Wait a minute, is your e-mail address OwwMeSoErnie@coolidge?
Winston: Still?
Coach: Yeah, man. Picked it in college. It's just gonna follow me from job to job, ISP to ISP. We've been everywhere together, brotha. Never done .org or a .gov. I would never do that.
Winston: Right.
Coach: But every other damn domain.
Schmidt: You can't e-mail a girl like May from an e-mail address like OwwMeSoErnie. Although, you did got a job at a school, so what do I know?

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Schmidt: Where is it? We've got to hunt it down. We got to have a spiderhunt.
Nick: We're not having one of those.
Coach: No, dude, no more spiderhunts.
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Jess: This is childish, and you need to get over it.
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