Winston Quote #476
Quote from Winston in Spiderhunt
Jess: Oh, my God. My ex-boyfriend and my best friend? [groans] I feel like Brenda when Kelly dated Dylan! Or the other way around.
Winston: Now, I know those are the characters from the original 90210. But that's about my ceiling.
Dylan-- was his nickname the Peach Pit? 'Cause I remember... I remember that being a whole thing.
Jess: I'm sorry, I'm a little wound up.
Winston: You should be wound up because the Peach Pit used to be yours, but now Brenda want a slice. Everybody trying to get a slice of that Peach Pit. You have every right to be mad, Jess, but just do it quietly. You know, just do it on the low, do it in here.
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Schmidt: Wait a minute, is your e-mail address OwwMeSoErnie@coolidge?
Winston: Still?
Coach: Yeah, man. Picked it in college. It's just gonna follow me from job to job, ISP to ISP. We've been everywhere together, brotha. Never done .org or a .gov. I would never do that.
Winston: Right.
Coach: But every other damn domain.
Schmidt: You can't e-mail a girl like May from an e-mail address like OwwMeSoErnie. Although, you did got a job at a school, so what do I know?
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Schmidt: I can hear it. I can hear it building its house. Building its sticky, deadly house that you can never leave. Building it. With its ass.
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Schmidt: Where is it? We've got to hunt it down. We got to have a spiderhunt.
Nick: We're not having one of those.
Coach: No, dude, no more spiderhunts.
Schmidt: Guys, they're all over me!
Jess: This is childish, and you need to get over it.
Schmidt: Jess, would you please? You know this fear comes from a very real place-- 1999. American Pie was sweeping the nation. And everybody was doing it with pies. I just happened to accidentally fall asleep right afterwards. And when I awoke, the dried apple filling was... it just had attracted so many spiders, and they were all over it, and I...