Winston Quote #473
Quote from Winston in Spiderhunt
Jess: Is she mad at someone?
Winston: Ah... no. No. No, she's not mad at anyone. It's the opposite. Mm.
Jess: It's the opposite?
Winston: That's not what I said.
Jess: You said, "No, no, she's not mad at anyone. It's the opposite."
Winston: I said, "Whoa, whoa. Cheese is bad e'ryone. Let's stop and spit."
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Winston: Right.
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