Winston Quote #472
Quote from Winston in Spiderhunt
Winston: Oh, she's coming over?
Jess: Yeah.
Winston: Good, man.
Jess: Took a lot of cajoling.
Winston: That's cool.
Jess: Normally, it's like, she'll come over all the time.
Winston: But now it's diff... I don't know why that would be the case at all, but that's cool-- I respect the
decision for her to come over.
Jess: Why are you acting weird?
Winston: I'm acting weird?
Jess: Do you know something?
Winston: Do...? You... I'm not a smooth man.
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Schmidt: Wait a minute, is your e-mail address OwwMeSoErnie@coolidge?
Winston: Still?
Coach: Yeah, man. Picked it in college. It's just gonna follow me from job to job, ISP to ISP. We've been everywhere together, brotha. Never done .org or a .gov. I would never do that.
Winston: Right.
Coach: But every other damn domain.
Schmidt: You can't e-mail a girl like May from an e-mail address like OwwMeSoErnie. Although, you did got a job at a school, so what do I know?
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: I can hear it. I can hear it building its house. Building its sticky, deadly house that you can never leave. Building it. With its ass.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Where is it? We've got to hunt it down. We got to have a spiderhunt.
Nick: We're not having one of those.
Coach: No, dude, no more spiderhunts.
Schmidt: Guys, they're all over me!
Jess: This is childish, and you need to get over it.
Schmidt: Jess, would you please? You know this fear comes from a very real place-- 1999. American Pie was sweeping the nation. And everybody was doing it with pies. I just happened to accidentally fall asleep right afterwards. And when I awoke, the dried apple filling was... it just had attracted so many spiders, and they were all over it, and I...