Jess Quote #852
Jess: Last stop on the tour. Um... it's Crush Pond. So... say a name in your head and throw the rock in the pond, and they'll love you forever. Um, and for the record, that's actually never worked. [laughs]
Coach: So we're gonna do it anyways?
Jess: Yeah.
Coach: We're really gonna do this?
Schmidt: I got a big one.
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‘Oregon’ Quotes
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Winston: Joanie... [chuckles] I don't want to lie to you, so I'm not... There's shells all in these eggs.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Look, this might not be the right time to say this, you guys, but, uh, should we take a straw poll on this whole Cosby thing?
Quote from Coach
Coach: This is a nice place. I mean, it's not the best vineyard in Portland.
Schmidt: Here we go.
Coach: That's Bartleby Cellars, of course.
Cece: How would you even know that?
Nick: Whenever Coach goes to a new city, he learns all about it, like a real weirdo.
Coach: I was an army brat, all right? I moved a lot. Assimilating was key. Oh, and by the way, calling somebody weird in Portland is actually a compliment, so thank you, Nick.