Cece Quote #131

Quote from Cece in Oregon

Coach: I didn't read about this place.
Cece: That's because it's not in any guidebook, Tagliaboo. It is called Crush Pond. At least that's what Jess and I used to call it. We used to come down here when she liked somebody. We'd throw a rock in the pond, and we'd wish that they liked her back.
Coach: Huh.
Cece: I'd sit over there and smoke cloves while she did that.

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