Joan Day Quote #12
Nick: I'm not fine. I can't do this anymore. It's not all smiles and sunshine. It's not! Look, Ryan bailed and that's a dick move. And that's the truth.
Jess: [crying] I'm fine, I'm just gonna go to my room. [exits]
Joan Day: [crying] I made scones.
Cece: Was that sunshine or smiles? Hmm?
New Girl Quotes
‘Oregon’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Winston: Joanie... [chuckles] I don't want to lie to you, so I'm not... There's shells all in these eggs.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Look, this might not be the right time to say this, you guys, but, uh, should we take a straw poll on this whole Cosby thing?
Quote from Coach
Coach: This is a nice place. I mean, it's not the best vineyard in Portland.
Schmidt: Here we go.
Coach: That's Bartleby Cellars, of course.
Cece: How would you even know that?
Nick: Whenever Coach goes to a new city, he learns all about it, like a real weirdo.
Coach: I was an army brat, all right? I moved a lot. Assimilating was key. Oh, and by the way, calling somebody weird in Portland is actually a compliment, so thank you, Nick.