Jess Quote #841
Cece: Are you guys still touring the city?
Jess: Oh, yeah. Yeah. I made about 12 drafts of this map. Couldn't figure out where to go. Had to fit 18 years into one morning. So, here it is.
Cece: Aw.
Jess: I'm so excited to show him Portland, and my mom is so excited to meet him. And I'm going to show him... [checks phone again]
Schmidt: Jess, it's not buzzing.
Cece: It's not buzzing.
Coach: I promise you it's not.
Cece: It's not buzzing.
New Girl Quotes
‘Oregon’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Winston: Joanie... [chuckles] I don't want to lie to you, so I'm not... There's shells all in these eggs.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Look, this might not be the right time to say this, you guys, but, uh, should we take a straw poll on this whole Cosby thing?
Quote from Coach
Coach: This is a nice place. I mean, it's not the best vineyard in Portland.
Schmidt: Here we go.
Coach: That's Bartleby Cellars, of course.
Cece: How would you even know that?
Nick: Whenever Coach goes to a new city, he learns all about it, like a real weirdo.
Coach: I was an army brat, all right? I moved a lot. Assimilating was key. Oh, and by the way, calling somebody weird in Portland is actually a compliment, so thank you, Nick.