Jess Quote #839
Jess: Guys, look, Ryan and I are great.
Nick: Really? 'Cause he doesn't call enough. And when he does, it's in the middle of the night.
Jess: Ryan didn't want to move to England, he had to move to England.
Nick: For the last couple of weeks, you've been keeping Nick hours, and... and it's ugly.
[flashback to Nick tripping over Jess on the floor:]
Jess: Hey. Sorry. I was talking to Ryan before he went to work and I must have fallen asleep. Friend to friend, am I wearing pants?
[present:]
Jess: The situation isn't ideal, however, long distance is super romantic. Plus I don't have to shave my legs every day which is a real plus.
New Girl Quotes
‘Oregon’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Winston: Joanie... [chuckles] I don't want to lie to you, so I'm not... There's shells all in these eggs.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Look, this might not be the right time to say this, you guys, but, uh, should we take a straw poll on this whole Cosby thing?
Quote from Coach
Coach: This is a nice place. I mean, it's not the best vineyard in Portland.
Schmidt: Here we go.
Coach: That's Bartleby Cellars, of course.
Cece: How would you even know that?
Nick: Whenever Coach goes to a new city, he learns all about it, like a real weirdo.
Coach: I was an army brat, all right? I moved a lot. Assimilating was key. Oh, and by the way, calling somebody weird in Portland is actually a compliment, so thank you, Nick.