Nick Quote #821
Nick: No, 'cause I'm gonna murder you if you're pretend-drinking on my bar crawl! And you're breaking my heart! You can't fight the crawl. It's like fighting a hurricane. You know what a hurricane is? Do you guys have those over the pond?
Ryan: We don't, but I know what it is.
Nick: You guys don't have them?
Ryan: No.
Nick: They're awful. It's like fighting one of those. And a hurricane doesn't have fists, so just, bang, you lose!
New Girl Quotes
‘The Crawl’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Coach: Watch and learn, player. If you're a girl and you're in a bar on Valentine's Day, you're basically saying, "Hello. Good February. I'm interested in casual sex."
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: Hey, it's my business partner that I was telling you about. Schmidt!
All: Schmidt!
Schmidt: Nick, who are all these people?
Nick: These are the crawlers. The single, the lonely, the close-talkers, the shockingly pale, the stank-mouths,
fat boys in the back... [whoops twice] The chubby-fronts, the delusionally-okay- with-themselves... but no one is alone tonight because...
All: [chant] The crawl is for all! The crawl is for all! The crawl is for all!
Quote from Winston
Nick: My map is just a deformed smile now. I didn't complete it.
Winston: Or is it... a goatee face?
Nick: What bar is that? What bar is that?
Winston: [chuckles] I'm glad you asked. [pulls out beers from backpack] Welcome to Winston's bar. Happy Valentine's Day, everybody.
Coach: You're like the black Mary Poppins!
Winston: That's right!