Winston Quote #462
Quote from Winston in The Crawl
Winston: I got your back, man. I got your back. Actually, I have all your backs, all right? Uh, since I can't drink tonight, I am your designated buddy. Here in my backpack, I have a list of items that we may need. I got water, so... I got towels for everybody. Perfect. I got... small stick. Speaks for itself. Oh. Oh. Also... one female condom. It's gonna go quick, so I'll let you two fight it out.
Cece: Uh-uh.
Winston: Also, I got tissues for you, Nick, 'cause...
Nick: What for?
Winston: It's-it's Valentine's Day, and your girlfriend broke up. Yeah, it's gonna be sad...
Nick: Move it right along, man.
New Girl Quotes
‘The Crawl’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Coach: Watch and learn, player. If you're a girl and you're in a bar on Valentine's Day, you're basically saying, "Hello. Good February. I'm interested in casual sex."
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: Hey, it's my business partner that I was telling you about. Schmidt!
All: Schmidt!
Schmidt: Nick, who are all these people?
Nick: These are the crawlers. The single, the lonely, the close-talkers, the shockingly pale, the stank-mouths,
fat boys in the back... [whoops twice] The chubby-fronts, the delusionally-okay- with-themselves... but no one is alone tonight because...
All: [chant] The crawl is for all! The crawl is for all! The crawl is for all!
Quote from Winston
Nick: My map is just a deformed smile now. I didn't complete it.
Winston: Or is it... a goatee face?
Nick: What bar is that? What bar is that?
Winston: [chuckles] I'm glad you asked. [pulls out beers from backpack] Welcome to Winston's bar. Happy Valentine's Day, everybody.
Coach: You're like the black Mary Poppins!
Winston: That's right!