Jess Quote #805
Jess: A bunch of neighbors have joined the fight. See, if you put out an honest message, you get good, honest people to help you.
Outside Dave: Per municipal code 2B, construction is prohibited at night. However, this project's been issued a waiver that we are trying to revoke. Now, I'm going to mash a muffin into the phone. You tell me if it makes its way through.
Jess: You're doing a great job, Dave. It's important to keep it positive.
Cece: So, what happened to Schmidt?
Jess: I don't need him. I got this on lockdown.
Outside Dave: Yes, it is banana-walnut. Now I'm gonna tell you the story of how my daddy spawned with a pony and made the mud boy... that's me. "Chapter One... Mama's House."
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Quote from Schmidt
Jess: You can't let her do this! We have to keep fighting!
Schmidt: She's taking me to a ribbon-cutting ceremony at a carniceria tomorrow. You know, Jess, I really think that she may be grooming me to be her arm candy. This could be a real Bill and Hillary situation.
Jess: You, sir, are no Bill Clinton.
Schmidt: I know. I'm Hillary.
Jess: Well, you're not Hillary, either!
Schmidt: I am, too, Hillary!
Quote from Schmidt
Fawn Moscato: Make sure they're sharp. It's political suicide to not cut the ribbon on the first try.
Schmidt: Of course. Look, if there's anyone who understand the importance of a sharp knife, it's a Jewish man.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Can I try on your uniform?
Winston: No, this uniform is for official police business.
[cut to Schmidt wearing Winston's uniform:]
Jess: [whoops] Yeah.
Winston: Looking good, man.
Schmidt: Yeah. We got a code Jewish, code Jewish.
Winston: You under "ch'arrest."