Coach Quote #145
Aly: Why are you here?
Nick: We brought you a gift. Assorted candies. Please enjoy. They are delicious. Now, I'm sure you have friends and family of officers coming in here all the time to check on them.
Aly: No. No, this would be a first.
Nick: Really? This is the first?
Aly: What do you guys need?
Coach: Well, we are here because, uh, Winston is our best friend, as you know, and, um... [clears throat] ... we're worried about him.
Nick: Yeah.
Coach: And I'm not saying that you're bad at your job as a training officer.
Nick: But I'm not saying you're good at your job. And that's why we're here... to kind of see where you're at, to see if you're ready to protect our asset, our dear friend.
Coach: Let's... let's be diplomatic.
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Schmidt: Can I try on your uniform?
Winston: No, this uniform is for official police business.
[cut to Schmidt wearing Winston's uniform:]
Jess: [whoops] Yeah.
Winston: Looking good, man.
Schmidt: Yeah. We got a code Jewish, code Jewish.
Winston: You under "ch'arrest."