Coach Quote #144
Announcer: Officer Leslie Biggins.
Cece: Okay, Biggins, so Bishop's gonna be next, okay? Come on.
Nick: All right, here we go. [all stand up]
Announcer: Officer Hank Bishop.
Coach: Eh... [all sit down]
Jess: Oh, that one.
Announcer: Officer Win... [all stand up] ... field Bishop.
Schmidt: Ooh. [all sit down] Well that's gonna cause a lot of mix-ups over at the station.
Announcer: Officer Winston Bishop.
All: Oh! [whooping]
Nick: Winston...
All: [chanting] Winston, Winston, Winston, Winston, Winston,
Coach: Yes! Winnie! [horn blares]
Jess: Aah!
Coach: Sorry.
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Jess: You can't let her do this! We have to keep fighting!
Schmidt: She's taking me to a ribbon-cutting ceremony at a carniceria tomorrow. You know, Jess, I really think that she may be grooming me to be her arm candy. This could be a real Bill and Hillary situation.
Jess: You, sir, are no Bill Clinton.
Schmidt: I know. I'm Hillary.
Jess: Well, you're not Hillary, either!
Schmidt: I am, too, Hillary!
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Schmidt: Of course. Look, if there's anyone who understand the importance of a sharp knife, it's a Jewish man.
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Schmidt: Can I try on your uniform?
Winston: No, this uniform is for official police business.
[cut to Schmidt wearing Winston's uniform:]
Jess: [whoops] Yeah.
Winston: Looking good, man.
Schmidt: Yeah. We got a code Jewish, code Jewish.
Winston: You under "ch'arrest."