Schmidt Quote #853
Jess: Well, don't worry, 'cause I have called the city's automated help desk and I've also sent out an e-mail to [email protected], so action has been taken.
Schmidt: Jess, don't you know how democracy works? We need to get out there and grease palms, blackmail people. We need to send them an envelope filled with fake blood and... and a note that says... "I know."
Jess: What? [Winston clears throat]
Schmidt: As if... as if... we know what's really going on.
Winston: Schmidt, you do realize you're saying this in front of a police officer.
Schmidt: I'm so sorry.
Winston: A little respect.
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Jess: You can't let her do this! We have to keep fighting!
Schmidt: She's taking me to a ribbon-cutting ceremony at a carniceria tomorrow. You know, Jess, I really think that she may be grooming me to be her arm candy. This could be a real Bill and Hillary situation.
Jess: You, sir, are no Bill Clinton.
Schmidt: I know. I'm Hillary.
Jess: Well, you're not Hillary, either!
Schmidt: I am, too, Hillary!
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Schmidt: Of course. Look, if there's anyone who understand the importance of a sharp knife, it's a Jewish man.
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Schmidt: Can I try on your uniform?
Winston: No, this uniform is for official police business.
[cut to Schmidt wearing Winston's uniform:]
Jess: [whoops] Yeah.
Winston: Looking good, man.
Schmidt: Yeah. We got a code Jewish, code Jewish.
Winston: You under "ch'arrest."