Jess Quote #799
Jess: [construction clatter begins in distance] To Winston Bishop, owner of cats, taker of baths, graduate of the LAPD. [workman shouts, clatter and banging continue] We are so... I'm so proud of you!
Winston: What?
Jess: I'm so proud of you.
Winston: You're proud of me?
Jess: Oh! When is this night construction gonna stop?
Winston: I actually don't mind it. Gets me ready for all the loud action on the job, you know what I mean?
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Jess: You can't let her do this! We have to keep fighting!
Schmidt: She's taking me to a ribbon-cutting ceremony at a carniceria tomorrow. You know, Jess, I really think that she may be grooming me to be her arm candy. This could be a real Bill and Hillary situation.
Jess: You, sir, are no Bill Clinton.
Schmidt: I know. I'm Hillary.
Jess: Well, you're not Hillary, either!
Schmidt: I am, too, Hillary!
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Schmidt: Of course. Look, if there's anyone who understand the importance of a sharp knife, it's a Jewish man.
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Schmidt: Can I try on your uniform?
Winston: No, this uniform is for official police business.
[cut to Schmidt wearing Winston's uniform:]
Jess: [whoops] Yeah.
Winston: Looking good, man.
Schmidt: Yeah. We got a code Jewish, code Jewish.
Winston: You under "ch'arrest."