Jess Quote #796
Jess: And then he sent me this text.
Barry: Oh, my God. Where's Anna and Mr. Bates? Do you watch Downton?
Jess: Yeah.
Barry: I know it's a soap opera, but I like it.
Jess: It's not even about the money.
Barry: That's big.
Jess: It's like every new piece of information I get about him just makes him more and more out of my league. He'll be nice about it, but the moment I get there, everybody will know I don't belong there. Am I being dumb?
Barry: No. Did I ever tell you about that time I met my ex-boyfriend's family over the holidays?
Jess: I've known you for 20 minutes.
Barry: Well, it was worse than the last season of Scrubs. A teaching hospital? Come on!
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Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: You know what they call you where I'm from? A dirty old bitch. Dirty old "biatch." "Biatch," just in general. 'Cause I ain't from Manhattan, sir. I'm from Long Island. 5-1-6, up in your lounge, sucka.
Robert: You better calm down, or you're gonna be kicked out of the...
Schmidt: Good, I don't want to be in this lounge. I don't want to be in any club that you're a part of.
Cece: Okay, am I missing something?
Schmidt: I don't want to be in any lounge or club that you're a part of, sir. You dirty old bitch, for good measure. 'Cause I'm from Long Island, I'll take the railroad... LIRR.
Robert: You're embarrassing yourself.
Schmidt: New York, Long Island. Billy Joel. Cece, let's roll.
Cece: Okay.
Schmidt: [grabs champagne glass] Nassau County. Billy Joel, one more time. "Piano Man." "Goodnight Saigon." That's a sad one. Cry about that, you dirty old bitch.
Quote from Winston
Nick: You better learn how to ride a polo horse.
Winston: It's actually a polio horse. Uh, originally they were bred as helper horses for people with polio, but I don't think anything of what I just said was correct, so...
Quote from Nick
Nick: Why we should've taken trains. The sky's too fickle. It's the play place for butterflies.