Winston Quote #444

Quote from Winston in LAXMas

Nick: All right, here's the plan. We're at O'Hare at 8:00, O'Leary's at 9:00, we're drunk by 6:00. See what I did there? We're drinking on the plane. [laughs]
Winston: Man, I love Christmas Eve Eve at O'Leary's. I always get laid. See, here, I'm a six, sixish. Uh, but I'm a Chicago ten. Yeah. I'm a six, man? Maybe a little higher.
Nick: Seven.
Winston: But I'm... I'm a seven, thank you. Plus Nick is dating Kai now, which means I'm getting the butt. I'm getting all the butt.
Jess: I made you guys some snack bags.
Nick: Oh, thank you.
Winston: Oh. You're like my mom, but in ways I can appreciate.


 ‘LAXMas’ Quotes

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: You know what they call you where I'm from? A dirty old bitch. Dirty old "biatch." "Biatch," just in general. 'Cause I ain't from Manhattan, sir. I'm from Long Island. 5-1-6, up in your lounge, sucka.
Robert: You better calm down, or you're gonna be kicked out of the...
Schmidt: Good, I don't want to be in this lounge. I don't want to be in any club that you're a part of.
Cece: Okay, am I missing something?
Schmidt: I don't want to be in any lounge or club that you're a part of, sir. You dirty old bitch, for good measure. 'Cause I'm from Long Island, I'll take the railroad... LIRR.
Robert: You're embarrassing yourself.
Schmidt: New York, Long Island. Billy Joel. Cece, let's roll.
Cece: Okay.
Schmidt: [grabs champagne glass] Nassau County. Billy Joel, one more time. "Piano Man." "Goodnight Saigon." That's a sad one. Cry about that, you dirty old bitch.

Quote from Winston

Nick: You better learn how to ride a polo horse.
Winston: It's actually a polio horse. Uh, originally they were bred as helper horses for people with polio, but I don't think anything of what I just said was correct, so...

Quote from Nick

Nick: Why we should've taken trains. The sky's too fickle. It's the play place for butterflies.