Schmidt Quote #842

Quote from Schmidt in LAXMas

Schmidt: Why did I agree to ride to the airport with everyone? I'm an aspiring millionaire. I should be taking a Town Car, not packed six-deep like a Hasidic family going to the bulk foods store.
Jess: Relax, Schmidt, we're all riding together so that we can hang out before we all go to our magical destinations.
Schmidt: Magical? I'm going back home to Long Island, the birthplace of the female crew cut.

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 ‘LAXMas’ Quotes

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: You know what they call you where I'm from? A dirty old bitch. Dirty old "biatch." "Biatch," just in general. 'Cause I ain't from Manhattan, sir. I'm from Long Island. 5-1-6, up in your lounge, sucka.
Robert: You better calm down, or you're gonna be kicked out of the...
Schmidt: Good, I don't want to be in this lounge. I don't want to be in any club that you're a part of.
Cece: Okay, am I missing something?
Schmidt: I don't want to be in any lounge or club that you're a part of, sir. You dirty old bitch, for good measure. 'Cause I'm from Long Island, I'll take the railroad... LIRR.
Robert: You're embarrassing yourself.
Schmidt: New York, Long Island. Billy Joel. Cece, let's roll.
Cece: Okay.
Schmidt: [grabs champagne glass] Nassau County. Billy Joel, one more time. "Piano Man." "Goodnight Saigon." That's a sad one. Cry about that, you dirty old bitch.

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Nick: Why we should've taken trains. The sky's too fickle. It's the play place for butterflies.