Jess Quote #735
Dr. Foster: There's someone here I'd like you to meet.
Jess: Oh!
Dr. Foster: This is Ryan. He's gonna be taking over the science class. Now, don't be alarmed, but his voice is gonna sound kind of funny. It's because he's British. Say something to her.
Ryan: Hello. Pleased to meet you.
Jess: Ah. Oh, charming. Hi. It's a... How do you do? You must be, um... Mister... "Gos... Gosin-Yure."
Ryan: It's pronounced "Goes-In-You."
Jess: Goes-In-Who?
Coach: It "goes in you," Jess.
Jess: Goes in me. Goes in... Jess. What!? I'm sorry, I'm gonna make a note of how to pronounce it. It's really nice to meet you, Mr. Goes-In... Ryan.
Coach: Coach: Hey, Jess, where you going? You forgot to tell him about boundaries!
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Quote from Nick
Winston: Nick, my man, looking good.
Schmidt: New set of PJs?
Nick: I know what you're doing. You're blowing hot air up in between my butt cheeks. And I'm no idiot. I know
I was let go 'cause of the dang old machine. Story as old as time. A new piece of technology comes around, and all the peasants freak out. But one prince knows what's going on, and he says: "Don't trust the technology!" And all you peasants trust it, and then the machine becomes self-aware and destroys you all. And then, I become the loneliest prince of all, laughing in my golden tower.
Schmidt: Isn't that a movie?
Nick: Maybe I stole that from War Games, yeah.
Schmidt: Short Circuit.
Nick: No, it isn't.
Winston: Man, you know what's a good movie? Splash.
Cece: I don't know what is happening.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: I'm just excited to add a third number: Home, work and cell. Damn, I'm reachable. I'm definitely gonna mention that in my profile in Business, Man! Magazine.
Nick: Businessman Magazine?
Schmidt: No, no, no. Check that out: Business, Man! Magazine. I've gotten a lot of heat from working on the sponge account. I'm telling you, this is the first step in my quest to becoming a millionaire.
Quote from Winston
Winston: What does marketing mean to Schmidt?
Nick: This was the spoiler. What did it say? Uh... Predicting desires.
Schmidt: Predicting desires.
Winston: Well, to me, it's all about predicting desires and finding buyers, you feel me? [chuckles]
Schmidt: He's really good on the phone.
Winston: Did you know that my name was an acronym? Uh-huh. Schmidt: Some can have money, I desire thoughtfulness. [Winston laughs] Schmidt don't quit!