Bob Day Quote #25
Quote from Bob Day in Julie Berkman's Older Sister
Bob Day: Damn it. She won't answer any of my calls. I left ten voice mails. Two of them, I'm screaming. Three, I'm crying. One is a long silent one. Nothing! And it's all your fault... both of you guys. But mostly you.
New Girl Quotes
‘Julie Berkman's Older Sister’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: No, I'm not happy. I'm poor, and I'm living in a filthy thimble. I've gone from riches to rags. It's reverse Annie.
Nick: Oh, spoiler alert. Now you just ruined Annie.
Quote from Schmidt
Nick: Don't worry, don't worry. I got it. I got it. I'll just clean it.
Coach: Dude, there's a sponge in your hand.
Schmidt: No, let him go. He's my inspiration. You know, living with him in that slovenly hellhole has been a secret blessing. It's made me stronger. Without ash to rise from, the phoenix would just be a bird getting up. I am a phoenix, and I will rise.
Cece: He usually says that speech before sex.
Schmidt: By 2015, I will have my own room. And by 2016... [looks off into the distance]
Coach: What is he looking at?
Nick: I don't know.
Schmidt: ...I will be a millionaire.
Quote from Jess
Cece: Your dad is dating Trashley Berkman? Didn't she... ?
Jess: Yes. She sexually intercoursed my high school boyfriend George Jiang underneath the bleachers.
Cece: While you were sitting...
Jess: Yes! While I was sitting on those bleachers. Have you ever seen sex from above, Cece? It's horrible. That's why God thinks it's a sin.