Bob Day Quote #24
Quote from Bob Day in Julie Berkman's Older Sister
Bob Day: Isn't she great? I just love her. She makes me laugh so much.
Jess: [groans]
Bob Day: What? What... what, are you humming?
Jess: Mm... Dad, just so we have this conversation...
Bob Day: No, no, Jess.
Jess: She seems like the type of girl who might hurt you.
Bob Day: Jessica...
Jess: I've seen you get hurt by a lot less.
Bob Day: Please, don't... don't go there. No matter what you say, you're not gonna change my mind. I'm in love with her, and I'm gonna marry her.
Cece: Gonna... get a new mom, Jess.
Bob Day: [sings] She's so high...
New Girl Quotes
‘Julie Berkman's Older Sister’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: No, I'm not happy. I'm poor, and I'm living in a filthy thimble. I've gone from riches to rags. It's reverse Annie.
Nick: Oh, spoiler alert. Now you just ruined Annie.
Quote from Schmidt
Nick: Don't worry, don't worry. I got it. I got it. I'll just clean it.
Coach: Dude, there's a sponge in your hand.
Schmidt: No, let him go. He's my inspiration. You know, living with him in that slovenly hellhole has been a secret blessing. It's made me stronger. Without ash to rise from, the phoenix would just be a bird getting up. I am a phoenix, and I will rise.
Cece: He usually says that speech before sex.
Schmidt: By 2015, I will have my own room. And by 2016... [looks off into the distance]
Coach: What is he looking at?
Nick: I don't know.
Schmidt: ...I will be a millionaire.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Give him the account. He's a hard worker, and he's a neat freak. How do I know that? 'Cause I share a room with him.
Gina: You two share a room?
Nick: And you should see his side. It is so clean. It looks like the inside of a Japanese subway. Speaking of sharing a bedroom, Brittany's coming over tonight. Uh, so I'm gonna need ten to 15 minutes of privacy for... I don't need 15 minutes. That's excessive. Give me five to ten. That feels braggy. Give me three to five, but no less than three 'cause that's rude to girls.