Nick Quote #710
Coach: I pick up stuff really quick.
Nick: You can't just pick up pot and be good at it. Like everything else in life, it takes practice.
Schmidt: Yeah, if pot were a piano, Nick would be a nine year old Chinese girl.
Nick: Daddy's here to take care of you. I'm gonna guide you through it. I'll be your spiritual guru.
Cece: And Mommy's got nothing to do this afternoon, so I'm gonna bake some damn brownies so we can all freak out.
New Girl Quotes
‘Dice’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Schmidt: Dice is a dating app.
Jess: Dating app.
Schmidt: It's not for you.
Jess: What? Schmidty. Come on. I've Internet dated before. You send an e-mail, you get excited, you wait, you get an e-mail back.
Schmidt: You are just describing e-mailing.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: And that is why... No matter how tricked out it is... You never get into a van.
Jess: "No van."
Schmidt: Okay, moving on. Classic warning signs. Now, last night, the crazy man said he needed to meet you near his house. What he was really saying was, "I expect tonight to end in sex."
Jess: Or maybe he doesn't like to be far from his pets.
Schmidt: Never date a man with pets. The only acceptable pet for a man to have is a saltwater fish.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: The hell is that? What is that noise? [ringtone playing]
Nick: Your cellular technology.
Schmidt: I haven't gotten a non-text message in two years.