Winston Quote #390
Winston: You know, I'm really enjoying the police academy, but, believe it or not, I am not clicking socially with the other cadets.
Nick: What? Weird.
Cece: Oh, my God. That is super shocking news.
Coach: No.
Schmidt: That's crazy.
Nick: I can't wrap my head around that.
Schmidt: That just doesn't add up.
Winston: Everyone's got a nickname but me.
[flashback:]
Man: Yo, Swoops! What up, Gunner? [chuckles] Hey, Winston Bishop.
[present:]
Cece: Why don't you just go ask them if you can hang out with them sometime? I mean, what's the worst that could happen?
Winston: [chuckles] Just invite myself? Now, that's just rude. Winnie the Bish wasn't raised to be rude. Now, save my seat. I got to go make a caca.
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Jess: Dating app.
Schmidt: It's not for you.
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Schmidt: You are just describing e-mailing.
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Schmidt: And that is why... No matter how tricked out it is... You never get into a van.
Jess: "No van."
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Jess: Or maybe he doesn't like to be far from his pets.
Schmidt: Never date a man with pets. The only acceptable pet for a man to have is a saltwater fish.
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Schmidt: The hell is that? What is that noise? [ringtone playing]
Nick: Your cellular technology.
Schmidt: I haven't gotten a non-text message in two years.