Winston Quote #378
Winston: Jess, I've been looking all over for you. I was hoping that as a group, we could do a little night fishing that I already put a deposit down on, so we're going. And if we don't catch anything, they'll let us shoot a machine gun directly into the water. That is international waters for you, baby.
Jess: I would really love nothing more than to go out there and shoot a bunch of fish in the face with you, but I think that's more of a Nick thing. And yesterday, we decided it would be better for everyone if we just spent the rest of the time apart.
Winston: What?
Jess: I'm really sorry. I wanted this to be a great vacation for you guys. But look, we split up the ship: I took starboard, he took the other one.
New Girl Quotes
‘Cruise’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Schmidt: You guys are getting back together?
Nick: We're not getting back together.
Schmidt: You're confusing everybody!
Nick: No, it was the grand romance package.
Jess: My God! They were, like, folding these towels. It was so sexy. You try folding towels like that and see if you don't get turned on.
Coach: Yeah, because they fold the towels like vaginas.
Winston: They're swans, dude.
Quote from Nick
Nick: What package would you recommend for two brothers looking for trouble?
Ship Employee: The grand romance package is nonrefundable.
Jess: Well, we're not doing that, so we're good.
Ship Employee: Are you sure? This includes over $600 of activities and...
Nick: We're gonna do it.
Jess: We're not doing it.
Nick: $600? That is 600 one-dollar bills. That's the only way I can imagine it.
Quote from Schmidt
Jess: Guys, we're going on a cruise and you guys are coming with us.
Nick: And none of you have a choice. [Jess laughs]
Schmidt: A cruise? If I wanted to watch a heavy-set guy in sandals eating with his hands, I would've just posted up and watched Nick in the kitchen.