Schmidt Quote #738

Quote from Schmidt in Cruise

Doug: Everybody, my name is Doug.
Gang: Hi, Doug. Hi, Doug.
Winston: I'm Winston.
Doug: Does anyone know what to do in case of an emergency? Uh-oh. It looks like we're all in the same boat. [Jess laughs politely]
Schmidt: Excuse me. If we could just continue on without any more nautical puns, that'd be great. Feels like that's just the lowest form of humor.
Doug: Looks like I found a grumpy Gus!
Schmidt: I'm sorry, a what?
Doug: Boo!
All: Boo.
Doug: Boo and hiss!
All: Boo.
Doug: Folks, if you see Gus frowning around, brighten up his day by giving him a tickle.
Schmidt: A what?
Doug: Tickle.

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 ‘Cruise’ Quotes

Quote from Coach

Schmidt: You guys are getting back together?
Nick: We're not getting back together.
Schmidt: You're confusing everybody!
Nick: No, it was the grand romance package.
Jess: My God! They were, like, folding these towels. It was so sexy. You try folding towels like that and see if you don't get turned on.
Coach: Yeah, because they fold the towels like vaginas.
Winston: They're swans, dude.

Quote from Nick

Nick: What package would you recommend for two brothers looking for trouble?
Ship Employee: The grand romance package is nonrefundable.
Jess: Well, we're not doing that, so we're good.
Ship Employee: Are you sure? This includes over $600 of activities and...
Nick: We're gonna do it.
Jess: We're not doing it.
Nick: $600? That is 600 one-dollar bills. That's the only way I can imagine it.

Quote from Schmidt

Jess: Guys, we're going on a cruise and you guys are coming with us.
Nick: And none of you have a choice. [Jess laughs]
Schmidt: A cruise? If I wanted to watch a heavy-set guy in sandals eating with his hands, I would've just posted up and watched Nick in the kitchen.