Jess Quote #597
Berkley: It was a classic fatherhood metaphor. No, my-my point is you just need to face her and let her get it all off her chest.
Nick: Oh, I feel like I've done that.
Jess: No, you didn't. You just talked and talked about nothing for 30 minutes.
Berkley: Okay, look, I know it's hard. I know that, man. I'm here and I'm hearing it. I mean, when Jess and I did this, I think we cried for, like two days?
Jess: I mean, at least. But look. Now I have such a good friend, and we talk all the time, and he's such a good listener.
Berkley: Say what? I can't hear you. [both laugh]
Nick: Is this real? You guys saw each other naked, and now you're friends?
Jess: Yes, it's the purest form of friendship. Straight Leno and Eubanks. [Berkley giggles]
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Quote from Nick
Jess: I don't understand. You guys talked for 30 minutes. How did our relationship not come up?
Nick: 'Cause I got scared. There were so many things that I wanted to tell her.
[flashback:]
Nick: You ever thought how weird it would be if you just gave up your thumb? You just didn't have a thumb. I mean, how would you give a thumbs up? Just like this? [cut] I think a guy died in the building, 'cause one day in the Dumpster is a bunch of clothes that just fit me. [cut; British accent:] What I like to do now is take the Underground, yeah? Spend my quid. Cheers?
Quote from Jess
Jess: I did not steal your boyfriend.
Caroline: Timeline. Now.
Jess: Okay, um you and Nick break up. London has a great Olympics. Uh-oh, trouble in Syria. Board up your windows. Superstorm Sandy. Hey, over here. Me and Nick get together.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Oh, what's that? Uh, you want to watch the game? Which one? Basketball? Football? Of Thrones?
Winston: Oh! That is awesome, man. Look at this place, Schmidt. You got so many plush surfaces.
Schmidt: Well, there are 15 different bang spots in here, each one specifically designated to its own sexual position.
Winston: Mm.
Schmidt: That's standing, this is sitting, that's diagonal.
Winston: That's how I do it.
Schmidt: The "Why? Why? Because." The "Closure of the Lincoln Tunnel." The "Red Beanbag Chair." Which is pretty obvious, but, you know, that's a good one. The "Glass Menagerie." The "Bike Share."