Schmidt Quote #665
Schmidt: Unacceptable! This party was supposed to take me to the next level.
Coach: Next level of what?
Nick: Don't ask, man.
Schmidt: In every man's life, there is one party that changes everything.
Nick: Oh.
Schmidt: You don't understand. And that is exactly why I'm leaving you all behind.
Coach: So this whole time, you've just been waiting for cooler friends?
Schmidt: Yes. Of course. Coach, look around. This can't be the finish line.
New Girl Quotes
‘Prince’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Schmidt: You think Prince has a pool?
Winston: You think he has a drawbridge?
Nick: We're never gonna get in. We're not even in a limo.
Coach: Uh, excuse me, we're in a Ford Fusion, the best car ever made. It gets double the gas mileage of...
Schmidt: Again?
Nick: Shut up. That's all you've been talking about the whole drive, and it's weird. You get sexual when you talk about it. It's in your eyes. I don't like it.
Coach: Double the gas mileage means you go double as far. Double as long.
Quote from Jess
Prince: Hi. I'm Prince. So what seems to be the problem? Oh, how rude of me. I haven't given you enough time to freak out yet. You may do so now.
Jess: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! [sobs]
Nick: [high-pitched squealing]
Jess: Oh, my God!
Nick: [faints]
Jess: Nick!
Quote from Jess
Coach: Jess, how did you know the words?
Jess: I think Prince is magic.
Nick: I've always thought Prince was magic.
Winston: Where do we go from here?
Schmidt: How do we move on from this? Just go to work tomorrow?