Jess Quote #583

Quote from Jess in Prince

Jess: We thought we were gonna die, but she was actually really sorry. So she invited us to a party at her boss's house, and they're sending a limo, and guess who her boss is.
Jess & Cece: It's Prince! It's Prince! It's Prince.
Nick: What?
Schmidt: Oh! Prince?
Coach: Nice!
Jess & Cece: We're going to a party at Prince's house. We're going to a party... We're going at Prince's house.
Jess: We're going! That's not my underwear.

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 ‘Prince’ Quotes

Quote from Coach

Schmidt: You think Prince has a pool?
Winston: You think he has a drawbridge?
Nick: We're never gonna get in. We're not even in a limo.
Coach: Uh, excuse me, we're in a Ford Fusion, the best car ever made. It gets double the gas mileage of...
Schmidt: Again?
Nick: Shut up. That's all you've been talking about the whole drive, and it's weird. You get sexual when you talk about it. It's in your eyes. I don't like it.
Coach: Double the gas mileage means you go double as far. Double as long.

Quote from Jess

Prince: Hi. I'm Prince. So what seems to be the problem? Oh, how rude of me. I haven't given you enough time to freak out yet. You may do so now.
Jess: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! [sobs]
Nick: [high-pitched squealing]
Jess: Oh, my God!
Nick: [faints]
Jess: Nick!

Quote from Jess

Coach: Jess, how did you know the words?
Jess: I think Prince is magic.
Nick: I've always thought Prince was magic.
Winston: Where do we go from here?
Schmidt: How do we move on from this? Just go to work tomorrow?